Somewhere on the outskirts of Hollywood, in a top secret underground laboratory, scientist have been successful in creating a hybrid humanoid-type creature code named "K-iller" by taking the DNA from comedian Ben Stiller and mixing it with the DNA of Red Hot Chili peppers lead singer-Anthony Keidis. Scientist believe that they will soon be able mass produce these mindless automaton's and sell them to the U.S. government in order to create an army of these proto-types that will be capable of demoralizing any and all enemy's of the United States by simply annoying the hell out of them and totally creeping them the fuck out.
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amen brother! What a fuckin weirdo!!
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