Sunday, March 4, 2012
Surprise: Lindsay Lohan Totally sucked on SNL.
So Lindsay hosted SNL last night and as I predicted-she totally sucked. Actually, sucked doesn't even begin to describe how terrible she was. It was fucking down-right disastrous! First off-she looked horrible, and to me- she definitely seemed high on something. In the opening monologue she barely spoke because they must have realized early on that she wouldn't be able to carry it by herself, so she basically just stood there while the other cast members tried their hardest to distract the audiences attention by waving their hands around and acting silly to keep the focus off her. Then Lindsay proceeded to drag down any skit that had the potential to be funny by constantly fumbling her lines and staring at the cue-cards like a pedophile would stare at a passing kindergarten school bus. There was no emotion or "acting" to speak of at all. The only way Lindsay would ever be asked to host SNL again, is if the "apology blowjob" that she must have had to give Lorne Michael's at the wrap party afterwards was absolutely fucking mind-blowing.
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- Hey everybody, here's Ashley Tisdales ass!!!
- Torri spelling is pregnant again and I just yacked...
- Kim Kardashian got showered with "white stuff" las...
- Carnie "The Carnivore" Wilson underwent weight los...
- Lindsay probably banged a pornstar.
- Reese Witherspoon is probably pregnant again.
- Shocker: Mike "The situation" Sorrentino is in reh...
- Rihanna wants her ass back.
- Oprah loses 240lbs of pure blubber-Shit-cans Rosie...
- Rihanna got another tattoo on her collar bone...c'...
- Who and what in the the hell is this??!!
- Rapper Fabolous really knows how to waste money.
- George Clooney got arrested!!! WTF???
- Russell brand got arrested.
- Kim Kardashian - topless!....kinda sorta.
- Hey...wanna see Heather Morris of "Glee" naked!!?....
- Jessica simpson is the fattest person on the plane...
- Rhianna desperately wants your attention.
- Courtney Stodden is stupid \ can't spell her name....
- Jon Hamm is in a word-wonderful.
- LeAnne Rimes knows how to ruin a perfectly good bl...
- Proof that Shia Lebeouf has hit puberty.
- Rhianna has major "daddy issues."
- Jessica Simpson's "Elle" of a cover.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt "never gets hit on."....awwww...
- Hulk Hogan has a sex tape....yay?
- Surprise: Lindsay Lohan Totally sucked on SNL.
- NBC has stupidly hired Dane Cook to be "funny".
- Miley Cyrus is in love.
- Jennifer Aniston still watches "Friends."
- Snooki really IS pregnant.
- Justin Bieber got a new car...and I'm jealous\suic...
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