Surprise: Lindsay Lohan Totally sucked on SNL.

So Lindsay hosted SNL last night and as I predicted-she totally sucked. Actually, sucked doesn't even begin to describe how terrible she was. It was fucking down-right disastrous! First off-she looked horrible, and to me- she definitely seemed high on something. In the opening monologue she barely spoke because they must have realized early on that she wouldn't be able to carry it by herself, so she basically just stood there while the other cast members tried their hardest to distract the audiences attention by waving their hands around and acting silly to keep the focus off her. Then Lindsay proceeded to drag down any skit that had the potential to be funny by constantly fumbling her lines and staring at the cue-cards like a pedophile would stare at a passing kindergarten school bus. There was no emotion or "acting" to speak of at all. The only way Lindsay would ever be asked to host SNL again, is if the "apology blowjob" that she must have had to give Lorne Michael's at the wrap party afterwards was absolutely fucking mind-blowing.