So the rumors are true. Snooki is indeed pregnant. I know you're asking yourself "how could something like this of happened?" I personally have a feeling it must have involved a shit-load of alcohol and a blind person with no sense of smell or taste. Fun fact: This will be the first kid in history to be born being attached to his mother by a tequila worm instead of an umbilical cord.
Morguefilla.....
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That being said.....I'd definitely throw a fuck into her because I support midget hate-fucking....
A bag over her head wouldn't work. I'd staple gun a Hustler centerfold into her forehead just to keep my prick hard enough to cum on that Oompa Lomp walking abortion
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