Justin Bieber just turned 18, and to celebrate, he got a brand new Fisker Karma. I really want to be happy for him, but it's really difficult for me because I'm a mean, selfish prick. I keep telling myself that he probably got that car in order to make up for his small penis. But then I ask myself "why the hell am I thinking about Justin Biebers penis so much?".. and I'm ashamed to say- I really don't have a good answer for that.
The car was a gift from the Gay Special Olympics and the Man/boy association for winning 1st place in the Deep Knee Squatting in the cucumber patch award
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