Jennifer Love Hewitt "never gets hit on."....awwwwah.

 Jennifer Love Hewitt and her enormous tits are on display on the cover of this months Maxim magazine and inside the issue Jennifer confesses in an interview that "guys almost never hit on her" and she has "no idea" why. Well, first off Jennifer, Like dogs can smell fear, guys can smell "crazy" from a mile away. Although your tits are alluring, we men don't want to take the chance that we will actually have to talk to you for any length of time and eventually be stuck with you and have you embarrass us in front of our friends. Its the same reason that I've never stuck my dick in the suction end of a vacuum cleaner. As tempting as that has always seemed to me, I never wanted to take the chance of  possibly having to call 911 and asking them "how the hell do I get this fucking thing off of me??!!!"