Carnie Wilson is a great role model, that is if we were talking about cinnamon "rolls." But as far as being a good role model for young girls who are trying to lose weight-she is probably the worst thing since...well..since Carnie Wilson. This fatso stopped singing years ago and starting using her mouth for her "real" talent-which is eating. If you remember, back in 1999- Jabba couldn't keep her pudgy fingers out of the cookie jar and blew up to an earth shattering 300 lbs so she underwent gastro bypass surgery, which was a colossal waste of money because it apparently didn't work. She just confessed to People magazine that she had lap-band surgery again this past January. Lap-band surgery is a procedure where they place a silicone band around the stomach which effectively reduces it to the size of a golfball-However, when the doctors tried explaining the procedure in these terms to Carnie, she got a bit confused.. so they had to use an analogy that she would easily understand. So instead of a "golfball" they said "the size of a delicious chocolate munchkin." Which made Carnie Clap her hands together vigorously with delight, and nod her head up and down approvingly.
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