Thursday, March 22, 2012
Carnie "The Carnivore" Wilson underwent weight loss surgery...again.
Carnie Wilson is a great role model, that is if we were talking about cinnamon "rolls." But as far as being a good role model for young girls who are trying to lose weight-she is probably the worst thing since...well..since Carnie Wilson. This fatso stopped singing years ago and starting using her mouth for her "real" talent-which is eating. If you remember, back in 1999- Jabba couldn't keep her pudgy fingers out of the cookie jar and blew up to an earth shattering 300 lbs so she underwent gastro bypass surgery, which was a colossal waste of money because it apparently didn't work. She just confessed to People magazine that she had lap-band surgery again this past January. Lap-band surgery is a procedure where they place a silicone band around the stomach which effectively reduces it to the size of a golfball-However, when the doctors tried explaining the procedure in these terms to Carnie, she got a bit confused.. so they had to use an analogy that she would easily understand. So instead of a "golfball" they said "the size of a delicious chocolate munchkin." Which made Carnie Clap her hands together vigorously with delight, and nod her head up and down approvingly.
- Tulisa took the "X-Factor" way too literally.
- Girls like Irina Shayk and Ann V would never date ...
- Hey everybody, here's Ashley Tisdales ass!!!
- Torri spelling is pregnant again and I just yacked...
- Kim Kardashian got showered with "white stuff" las...
- Carnie "The Carnivore" Wilson underwent weight los...
- Lindsay probably banged a pornstar.
- Reese Witherspoon is probably pregnant again.
- Shocker: Mike "The situation" Sorrentino is in reh...
- Rihanna wants her ass back.
- Oprah loses 240lbs of pure blubber-Shit-cans Rosie...
- Rihanna got another tattoo on her collar bone...c'...
- Who and what in the the hell is this??!!
- Rapper Fabolous really knows how to waste money.
- George Clooney got arrested!!! WTF???
- Russell brand got arrested.
- Kim Kardashian - topless!....kinda sorta.
- Hey...wanna see Heather Morris of "Glee" naked!!?....
- Jessica simpson is the fattest person on the plane...
- Rhianna desperately wants your attention.
- Courtney Stodden is stupid \ can't spell her name....
- Jon Hamm is in a word-wonderful.
- LeAnne Rimes knows how to ruin a perfectly good bl...
- Proof that Shia Lebeouf has hit puberty.
- Rhianna has major "daddy issues."
- Jessica Simpson's "Elle" of a cover.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt "never gets hit on."....awwww...
- Hulk Hogan has a sex tape....yay?
- Surprise: Lindsay Lohan Totally sucked on SNL.
- NBC has stupidly hired Dane Cook to be "funny".
- Miley Cyrus is in love.
- Jennifer Aniston still watches "Friends."
- Snooki really IS pregnant.
- Justin Bieber got a new car...and I'm jealous\suic...
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