Mike "the situation" Sorrentino is having a hissy-fit over an interview that cast-mates Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Jenni "Jwoww " gave to the Huffingtonpost in which they speculated about his sexuality and hinted that he might be gay. A show insider told the Chicago Sun Times that Mike was "really upset" and "ripped both Snooki and Jwoww a new one" fearing that the statements that they made could possibly hurt his endorsement deals he has with certain companies who's products are geared towards straight males. Well, I'm glad that he ripped Snookie and jwwow new ones because they probably needed "new ones" at this point. Plus I don't think he's gay at all. I mean, just because a guy is totally jacked with ripply muscles, has an awesome tan and an adorably cute little face doesn't mean he's gay. I have tons of guy friends like that. We always do really manly stuff together too such as wrestling and working-out. We even get together on sunday nights and get drunk and play naked twister!! Hahahahaha...its so much fun!!!...Hahahahahah...haha.....ha........ha....Omg....I gotta go....I have a lot a "de-friending" to do on Facebook.
He's Mike the Bitchuation Whorrentino...he makes Elton John look straight. If you've ever suffered through Jersey Shore you may have noticed it took 3 seasons before he hooked up with anything other than Vinny the Homo. It's amazing that women started to throw themselves at him when they noticed he was trailed by MTV cameras. I guarantee hes smoked more sauseege than Snooki and JPloww together. He's packed more fudge than Fanny Farmer! He's def a sweaty Homo!
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