Columnist Maureen Dowd is claiming in her memoirs that her late friend and Jennifer Anistons Ex-agent- Sue Mengers, advised Jennifer to ask Brad Pitt for some of his sperm as part of their divorce settlement. This story seems believable to me because as we all know Jennifer Aniston is a "psycho". I had a psychotic Ex-girlfriend ask me for some of my sperm once so I said "sure why not?" and gave her some in one of those plastic jello shot cups. Only problem was that on her way home my jizz ate threw the bottom of the cup and burned a hole in her foot. Then just like Medusa's blood in The Clash Of The Titans, giant scorpions manifested themselves out of the ground everywhere that my toxic sperm had landed and killed a bunch of people.
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